"To whom it may concern"
Is how I started my note.
My pizza had been stolen right out of my fridge.
The empty carton in hand as evidence,
I saw a used plate with crumbs of crust on it,
a knife and fork lying on it, mocking me.
How dare someone steal my delicious food!
And angrily I wrote a letter to everyone else living in the house,
reminding them to stay fair and square,
return my pizza to me, the beloved miracle of molten cheese and crispy crust,
that was so thoughtlessly stolen from me.
A week or so later, I opened my door
and guess what I found, almost stepped on in front of it!
A pizza! Wrapped in foil, starting to thaw,
my believe in humanity was yet again restored.
